If you’re a fan of science fiction, film or classic works of fiction in general, you may already be familiar with The War of the Worlds.

Now, Prime Video’s noxious new movie adaptation of the story, starring Ice Cube, has got me feeling unwells. It’s easily one of the worst films of the decade — a war on our will to live. E.T. Extra-Terrible. The Search for Schlock.

War of the Worlds' may have a zero-percent Rotten Tomatoes score, but it's secured itself a place in Amazon's top streaming charts.