The conservative right's answer to Bad Bunny is—wait for it—Kid Rock.

There are culture-war moments that arrive with a bang, and then there are the ones that arrive like a polite cough from the other room. Turning Point USA’s newly announced “All-American Halftime Show,” timed to run opposite the Super Bowl LX halftime performance by Bad Bunny, feels like the latter — a spectacle that prompts a collective “huh?”

Turning Point USA will offer an alternative Super Bowl halftime show featuring Kid Rock, Brantley Gilbert, Lee Brice and Gabby Barrett on February 8.

From jump, Turning Point USA has had its milky sheets in a twist about the choice of Bad Bunny. The slow-motion train wreck it’s running this week is reminiscent of alleged comedian Tony Hinchcliffe describing Puerto Rico as a “floating island of garbage” at a Trump rally, a full-speed train wreck.

Kid Rock, Brantley Gilbert and Lee Brice will headline Turning Point USA's alternative halftime show, airing as Bad Bunny takes the Super Bowl stage.

If you “love America,” you only have one choice for your Super Bowl halftime viewing, according to Kid Rock, and that is to watch him headline Turning Point USA’s alternative show, set to stream on conservative websites at the same time Bad Bunny is performing for the official NFL event.

Fans are calling for a Super Bowl boycott after Charlie Kirk’s Turning Point USA confirmed an alternative “All-American Halftime Show” airing opposite Bad Bunny’s NFL performance. Social media users say they will skip the halftime show or the entire game,