I walked into my son's dorm and heard him on the phone. No bro, dad's clueless. He thinks I'm pre-med, but I dropped out freshman year. Been using his tuition money for crypto and parties, he laughed, yeah, the old man's so proud of his doctor son, what a joke. I stood frozen, then quietly left without him seeing me. I sat in my car and made four calls, bank accounts frozen, trust fund revoked, apartment lease canceled, health insurance terminated. That night I left a note on his door, congratul