Clavicular says his girlfriend had the greatest status ascension ever by dating him “Look at how she status maxxed, right? She was in Ohio, no one knew who she was and now she’s Clav’s girlfriend”“That’s literally like the biggest glow up. In a penthouse in Miami, going to all these clubs with me”“Dude, you ascended. You honestly probably had the best ascension of all time status wise”“I’m not even trolling that’s literally peak mog”